I want 87 gas (light blue). Which nozzle do I use? The blue one? The black one?

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I want 87 gas (light blue). Which nozzle do I use? The blue one? The black one?

I got gas tonight & there were 6 fuel choices:

choice 1: diesel has a light green background, but a black button, but is in yellow text; I guess use the green nozzle for that, and not the black nozzle or the yellow nozzle.

choice 2: E85 has a yellow background but the text is in green; so I guess use the yellow nozzle for that. Or maybe the green nozzle?

choice 3: "regular 88 unleaded" (whatever tf that is) has a dark blue background, so I guess use the blue nozzle for that. Can my car use 88? tf if I know. It's cheaper, so I want to use it, but I don't want to damage my car by getting fuel that my car doesn't support.

choice 4: "regular unleaded 87" has a light blue background. Do I use the blue nozzle? Or the black nozzle? Answer: you must use the black nozzle.

choice 5: "89" has a white background. Which nozzle to use for that? Answer: for the white background, use the black nozzle.

choice 6: "93" has a yellow background. Do I use the yellow nozzle? Wrong; you use the black nozzle.

also note that that the 5 right-most choices have a yellow button, so does that mean you use the yellow nozzle for all of them? Of course not. Don't be silly.

also note that that the 4 right-most choices are in black text, so does that mean you use the black nozzle for all of them? Of course not; only the 3 right-most choices in black text use the black button; the "regular 88 unleaded" in black text with the dark blue background needs you to use the blue nozzle.

who tf designed this shiznit?

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